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Pooping noodles

A perfectly healthy man was shocked one morning on the toilet to see that he was pooping long noodles. He had not eaten noodles in weeks, had not experienced any abdominal discomfort, so it did not make any sense. He went to see the doctor who advised a stool test among other tests and found everything normal. But the same thing happened to the man the next morning. The doctor could not believe it but ordered an xray. The xray showed >! there was a coat button that he had accidentally swallowed and was lodged at his rectum.!<

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